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33rd Annual Women’s Weekend Captivates the River

Saturday, May 11th, 2013 | Posted by | 3 responses

33rd Russian River Women’s Weekend

Some locals refer to it as the long weekend when Guerneville become a “No Fly Zone” but when you think about who wears the pants in the family, that’s not exactly true.

The 33rd annual Russian River Women’s Weekend, jam packed with mayhem, madness and mystique is about to ignite the town from May 16 to May 20 and whether you’re a participant or an observer, it’s guaranteed to leave you breathless.

And as the  Russian River Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence like to say, “We Love You and There’s Not a Darn Thing You Can Do About It!

First things first and because lodging may be a concern for out of town visitors,  Check the Russian River Chamber website and the Monte Rio Chamber of Commerce website for  information and suggestions.

Advance purchase VIP passes will be $35 online through May 16 and $40 at the door. Contact Melissa.black1212@gmail.com. She’s also Sr. Sorenda ‘da Booty and it’s never a good idea to  aaarghue with a pirate.

 

Many of last year’s events were such a huge success, they’re being repeated this year  (with a fresh new look, of course) but there are several new ones designed to titillate,  amaze and change your life. Among the wonders and delights being offered are a Weekend of the Elements which will feature a (FIRE) Firewalk of Transformation, a (WATER) Pool Party and Water blessing,  (AIR) a Drum Circle and Women’s Circle and a gentle hike (EARTH) through the majesty of Armstrong Redwoods State Reserve.

The Friday Night Dragstravaganza Show and Saturday Pirate Dance Party will be held at Jerry Kight’s surrealistic and absolutely unique Historic River Theater,

 

Walking on Fire

Russian River Women’s Weekend Schedule

May 16 – 20, 2013

VIP Pass Pick-up Location = *

Headquarters for Treasure Hunt = ^

 

Weekend Long Activities:

Thursday – Sunday Weekend of the ELEMENTS Guerneville

Friday – Sunday Treasure Hunt Guerneville

Friday – Sunday Tattoo’s by Sacred Rose Color Tattoo R3 Hotel (Room 7)

Saturday – Sunday Breast Massage for the Health of It R3 Hotel Courtyard

Thursday:

6:00 – 9:00 Welcome Party and VIP Passes available McT’s BullPen *

6:00 – 10:00 ELEMENT: FIRE ~ Firewalk of Transformation Camp Outback

7:00 – 10:00 Susan Sutton (piano) Main Street Station

8:00 – Close Country Dan’s Lesbytarian Karaoke McT’s BullPen *

9:00 – 12:00 Hey Gurl Hey Movie Night r3 Hotel

Friday:

12:00 – 5:00 Let’s get this Party Started Pool Party R3 Hotel

Sorenda’s Pirate tattoo

($5.00 or free with VIP Pass)

11:00-6:00 VIP Pass Pick-up Center for Sacred Studies*^

4:00 – 8:00 Artist Wine and Cheese Affair Blue Moon Gallery

6:00 – 8:00 RAGS  – River Area Gals Society (rivergals.com) Rainbow Cattle Company *

7:00 – 10:00 Haute Flash Main Street Station

8:00 – 12:00 DRAGSTRAVAGANZA River Theater *^

($10 or Free With VIP Pass)

Saturday:

11:00 – 6:00 VIP Pass Pick-up Center for Sacred Studies*^

12:00 – 6:00 ELEMENT: WATER ~ Pool Party w/ DJ Lady Ryan R3 Hotel

Water Blessing HIGH NOON

($10 or Free With VIP Pass)

1: 00 – 3:00 ELEMENT: AIR ~ Drum Circle and Women’s Circle Center for Sacred Studies

Led by Ms Imani White

2:00 – 5:00 Wet “tease” T-shirt Contest R3 Hotel

($10 or Free With VIP Pass)

5:00 – 9:00 6th Annual Poker Tournament Main Street Station

($40 buy-in & $20 re-buys)

8:00 – 10:00 Wendy DeWitt (Blues) Main Street Station

9:00 – 10:00 Prime Comedy with Karen Ripley r3 Hotel

($5 or Free with VIP Pass)

Tease Shirt Pool Party

9:00 – Close “Smelly Pirate Hooker” Burlesque Show and Pirate River Theater *^

Show starts 10:30 Dance Party w/ DJ Lady Char

($10 or Free With VIP Pass)

3rd Annual “Show me your Booty” Underwear Contest

Belly dancers

Sunday:

10:00 Motorcycle Run Bank of America Parking Lot

10:00- 11:30 ELEMENT: EARTH ~ Gentle Hike through our majestic Armstrong Woods Parking Lot

Armstrong Woods State Preserve

12:00 – 4:00 Liquid Church Pool Party w/ DJ Lady Ryan R3 Hotel *^

($10 or Free With VIP Pass)

1:00- 4:00 Goddess Readings with Sybil Star Center For Sacred Studies

1:00 – 4:00 “Eat my Pie” Contest R3 Hotel *^

“Painted Lady” Tattoo Contest

Wendy de Witt

RAFFLE – Treasure Hunt and Weekend Raffle

($10 or Free With VIP Pass)

7:00 – 11:00 Kit Mariah’s Open No Mic Nite Main Street Station

All Artists Welcome

8:00 – Close Country Dan’s Lesbitarian Karaoke R3 Hotel

Monday:

10:00 – 5:00 Leftover’s Lounge R3 Hotel

3 Comments for “33rd Annual Women’s Weekend Captivates the River”

  1. I like your TEASE shirt pool party pic!!!

  2. Thank you for the great write up, Stephen! We have been hard at work to make this year one to remember!

  3. Thanks so much for the article post.Thanks Again. Awesome.

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